Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts

3.02.2009

A Green PowerShift via the NewsCenter

This is an L.A. Nouveau NewsCntr SPECIAL REPORT.
[Dramatic musical intro]


I begin this new chapter in the L.A. Nouveau life feeling Inspired/Scared/Determined.
While there r lots of diffrnt issues/ideas/parties/drugs I want 2 explore via L.A. Nouveau, i feel that as a lil citizen of this planet, it is my duty 2 speak on Earth's behalf nd discuss
The Environment // nd Climate Change.

Cuz even if ur 1 of those "I dont believe in science cuz scientist r liars" ppl who dont believe in human-impacted global warming [nd if u are 1 of these ppl, we should have a lil chat 1 of these days], who doesnt love the environment?
Who doesnt love beautiful pristine beaches?
Who doesnt love rainforests teeming with wildlife?
Who doesnt love having fresh air 2 breathe?

Want 2 share with u's a poem that a good frnd wrote about his/her environmentally-related fears:

2 Whom It May Concern
(I hope this won't be returned)
We have known each other 4 thousands of yrs
Now I come 2 u eyes filled with tears
Stinging from gases you put in my sky
Clogging my lungs as they come 2 lie.
Causing temperature changes, first cold then hot
by clear-cutting my trees; wheres the next spot?
This is getting me dizzy, now I'm starting 2 feel faint,
Drinking from rivers & lakes, with chemicals u did taint.
For so many years I thought we got along.
What happened? What did I do wrong?
Please, please get this on time
Your precious resources are my vital signs...


Whats so incredible/important about being more eco-frndly/pro-Environment is that it effects so many diffrent things.
Yes, there's the preservation of the planet.
Yes, there's 'saving the rainforests'.
But just as importantly,
- It affects our health. Cuz breathing toxins/acid rain/pollution will give us cancer, harm our bodies, maybe even make us eventually mutate, etc.
- It affects our economy. Cuz GREEN JOBS = the future.
Creating green jobs will boost our HotMess economy.
Investing money in2 sustainable solutions will save our resources nd will thus save us money in the future.
- It affects our role in the lil international community. Cuz othr countries will trust us more if we are aiding them 2 take on sustainability projects/help 2 give them the resources they need 2 be more sustainable.
Nd the reason many nations dont rly like the USofA is bcuz of how much we exploit their resources/dump cheap labor jobs in2 their countries, which creates huge messes nd othr problems.
Nd if we change these environmentally-harmful industries 2 b more sustainable, other nations will want 2 do business with us more. Which ultimately helps National Security too.

I know that this is some high-level-thinking-stuff-right-here.
But its time 2 start making some changes.

This past wknd, approx12thousand students got 2gether in our nations lil capitol 2 discuss Environmental justice nd sustainability in the future, nd marched 2 Barack Obama's white-colored House to voice their concerns, nd lobbied on Congress 2 tell their lil Senators/Representativemens/Representativeladieloves 2 do more 4 the environment.

Video/pic footage of kids marching to Barack's house here:


Nd after this Powershift conference nd more, I declare that the Environmental Revolution has begun.

Which is why as of 2day, 3.2.9, a new featurette has cum 2 L.A. Nouveau which will look 2 talk more about the Environment, more about EcoChic music/fashion/art, more about how w'all can b more sustainable, nd more about ur lil personal efforts 2 make this Planet a healthy place 4 all humans 2 live.


EcoNouveau is here. \\\
Literally translating 2 EcoNew, this seems like an appropriate title in reference 2 this new Green movement nd all the ways w'all can make New more sustainable living habits.

Want 2 hear from u's all about what ur doing 2 save the Planet.
Want 2 know what are ur concerns 4 the future.
Want 2 spread Environmental Love 2 all the bitches,
José


2.25.2009

Enlisting 4 the Good of My Lil Nation

We're at a pivotal time in our lil nation's history.
There's a lot of bullsht going on right now.
Like that Mom who killed her kids recently.
Seems like theres always some altMom killing her kids at diffrnt times in history.
Remember that 1 lady who drowned her lil ones in the bathtubby? Sad times.

But back 2 our govy's/our nation's problems.
- We're trying 2 recover our blackout-queen shitshow drunk-mess-of-an-Economy.
Nd that's clearly taking a lil bit of work. Thnks Obama 4 investing ur time nd our big dollars 2 fix this shit. Hope ur plan works out.
- We're trying 2 get all the lil ppl good healthcare.
Bcuz a lot of our jobs/workplaces/coal mines refuse 2 give us the HealthCare that we need 2 go 2 the Doctor/OBGYN/Sperm-donating aka Cyrobank Facility.
- We're trying 2 save the Planet from an epic meltdown.doomsday.shitfest.ajfshjdgfs.
Which is gonna take the most work of all bcuz of all the damage that u/I/Exxon has done in the last hundreds of yrs.

Basically, there's already a lot on Obama nd frnds' plates.
A lot of which he talked about at his State.of.the.Union speech last night.
If u didnt watch it/CNN.com+facebook=Mrr it, im sure u can find some clips on the youtubes or something.
Nd he did a pretty good job, kept it pretty positive, made me feel a lil better than I did b4.
eng_obama_GB_BM_Bay_760520g by you.

But 1 big thing that is clearly being a lil less talked about right now is that we're still trying 2 fight those pesky Terrorists in other nations beyond our borders.

There's still a lot of ppl that have screwed us over who are "at large".


Nd I'm not much of a revengeful person, but its an understandable goal of my lil nation in order 4 it 2 protect itself.


Which is why I, José, have decided 2 take bold action nd Help Support My Nation by
Joining the Army.


Just want 2 b "enlisted" nd hazed until I can't stand on my own 2 feet anymore.
Just want 2 "feel" 4 my country nd its efforts.
Just want 2 get crazy drunk with my army frnds evry night in Fallujah/Kabul/AndrewsAirForceBase.

Want 2 b one of those "Army Stud Hotties" who is featured on the UnitedStates' Government-Official XXX-Army-Boyz-Hot-Sluts Calendar evry year.
Want 2 conveniently place a threatening-looking gun near my reproductive organs as I pose with my bulging biceps 4 all the Ladies of the Wrld.

Want 2 someday b the "poster child" 4 the U.S. Army nd be featured in their super-scholarly commercials that always play while my lil cousins are watching Spongebob Squarepants.


Wondering what messages I can promote [aka I will be forced] 2 express 2 my great Nation via being featured in a made-for-MovieTheater-previews commercial 4 the U.S. Army.
- Would Moms+Dads b inspired by my heroism, nd thus would pressure their kiddies 2 enlist?
- Would tweens b intrigued by my heavy weaponry nd want 2 try it out for themselves?
- Would lil preschoolers b scared of the violence I'd be enduring on film nd would b scarred 4 life enough 2 never join the army?
- Would older folks b confused by the futuristic technology I'd b promoting nd thus feel more disconnected 2 their Nation's militaristic efforts?

Thinking now that I should sleep on this decision, as I guess it sort of requires me 2 potentially sacrifice my life/safety 4 my country.

Hoping 2 bring Peace instead of Bitch Wars,
José


1.21.2009

NouveauMusic: Since U Been Gone, or something like it.

I want 2 quickly give u some music. Nd in doing so, I'm gonna try 2 avoid talking about that KellyClarkson girl's newish song. But all I wanna do is talk about it nd hear ur opinion on it nd revel in it etc.
So lets chit and chat about it.

A. Lets discuss the TITLE.
It's called "MY LYFE WOULD SUCK W/OUT U"
Nd I have 2 admit, while i rly dont want 2 "get" what she's trying 2 say, i think i might sorta kinda maybe do totally "get" it.

While we all strive 2 b the most indiependent/hipster/AltErnative human out there, sometimes there r those ppl that cum in2 ur life who u just wouldnt want 2 do life without.
4 the few of u out there who have Frnds, u understand what i mean by this.

While many a day goes by where all i want 2 do is live in Solitude,
There r some ppl that my life would srsly suck without.

4 exmpl:
LifeWouldSuckWithout...
http://hardnewsinc.blogs.com/my_weblog/images/barackobama.jpg
Obama.


LifeWouldSuckWithout...

Kermit the Frog.


LifeWouldSuckWithout...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/224/508456051_e780bde5b2.jpg
Uffie.


LifeWouldSuckWithout...
http://lindsdw.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/coachella.jpg
Coachella.


LifeWouldSuckWithout...

CuntyMoms/Hipster VIP's

LifeWouldSuckWithout...
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_285/1215022307B3d5Uf.jpg
U's. All of u's.


Secretly want 2 give some more specific shoutouts here, but simultaneously dont want 2 b the biggest CuntyMom ever by doing so.
But feel free, liberated nd obligated 2 share some ppl in ur life who "life would suck without".

Nd second of all, enjoy this slighty.too.dancy / not.deep.enuff / yet.anothr.poptastic Kelly Clarkson track.
Nd 4 the rcrd, u will almost nevr evr see this mainstream of a track posted on L.A. Nouveau again. So dont get 2 freaked out/excited.

Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You

Bitches 4ever united here somehow,
José

1.20.2009

Sweet Land of Liberty, of Thee I Blog

Oh. My. God.
It's so hot... etc etc
But srsly.
Oh. My. God.
This day is finally here.

JanuaryTwentieth is Finally Here.

No, I'm not talking about the historically significant day when Sudanese govt imposed Islamic law nationwide, creating even worsening civil war btween the Muslim north and Christian south. Lolfest. ///

No, bitches.
I'm talking about InaugurationDay2kNine.
aka the L.A. Nouveau NewsCntr presents 2day as:
The Day Barack Obama is officially my Prez.

As of 2day, as of now, as of this moment in time,
Barack.Hussein.Obama is my country's President.

Nd I couldnt b more happy/excited/relieved/empowered/spiritual/choose.ur.own.incredible.emotional.feeling.

Nd now I just wanna b part of it all.
I'm excited 4 all my hard work at getting Barry elected to b finally paid off.
Want 2 celebrate by buying novelty items 2 commemorate this day.
Want 2 join in with evry1 else as we all stand b4 the NationalMall.
Want 2 beat the crowds nd get 2 the front of the Mall so I can see Barack up close.
Want 2 host an Inauguration AftrParty in my hotel room down the street from the Capitol Bldg.
Want 2 meet up with all the BeltwayBitches that I have met ovr the yrs 2 celebrate 2gether.

capitol-building-inauguration-bleachers by you.

Want 2 take a train tour down the WestCoast like Obama did on the EastCoast so that evry1 can meet me/get 2 know me/get my autograph/understand my leadership qualities/b part of the spiritual moment that I will supply 2 them.
Srsly. I have the power 2 b the next spiritual awakening. Nd so u do.

BarackObama, U rly r inspiring.
Thnx 4 giving me hope that as a Human of nonBland ancestory, I can still succeed.
Hope u's will still read L.A. Nouveau aftr finding out that my ancestory isnt blander than a Chicken.Mayo.Cheese.Sandwich.onWhiteBread.

Also, a just as wondrful aspect of 2day: Dubya is ovr.
The bullshit last 8yrs is finally ovr.
The fear I have 4 that whole administration is now lifted.
The dumbest prezzy evr, except 4 maybe Millard Fillmore (what a lil skeeze), is finally DUNZO.

http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/d4/d6/163116/original_image.gif?1232448999

Trying 2 figure out how much time its gonna take 4 my life 2 get superbly bettr now that Bush is out of the WhiteHouse.
Will all my dreams quickly cum true?
Will I get that payraise that I've always wanted?
Will more ppl accept my political identification now?
Will the whole sky fill up with blueishgreenishaqua clouds that will pour out happiness nd sunshine?
Will evryday b like another day in Coto de Caza?
** TEASER possible-future-"Where in the Wrld of L.A. is José"-location TEASER**

Just cant wait 2 not have 2 say PresidentElect Obama.
So brilliantly happy that its now just "President Obama".

Cum on get happy my bitches,
José

11.05.2008

Dear America

Dear America,
This
is
the
best
thing
that's
hap
pened
in my life time.
YES.
WE.
DID!

To think that it could've been possible that Sarah Palin would've been in the same position as Dick Cheney... or possibly the Dubzster himself...
And for anyone, I repeat, ANYONE, who is bitter about this election...
A. ur a dumbass for not realizing how wndrful Barack is and how much we can possible accomplish with him representing us
and secnd of all, u can "suck my twelve inch" as an EPiC youtube vid once told me.
and if ur one of those bitter "im crying cuz prop 8 got passed" ppl, then either stop wrrying about it cuz a democratic congress will do something about it, move to fking connecticut or massachusetts, or easiest of all, just chnge ur sexuality.  
i'm leaving u with some music...  if u dont know this song, ur gay.  as my best friend just told me in reference to this song, "I was a lesbian until i met you and heard this song, now i'm straight." - N.D.
enjoy JAGER YOGA by CSS ( yeah, the Music is My Hot Hot Sex band )
the lyrics go like this: oh my god, its so HOT.  oh my god, its so COLD.  oh my god i'm so messed up, i don't know which way to go.
if u personally dont think this song is epic, then ur not epic.

\\\that's all////
srsly.  its over.
go party cuz the wrst 8 yrs evr are over!

BOTCH BOTTLED BITCH,
José

10.29.2008

one more rdculsly EPIC thing...

Dear you,
I'm retarded.
I legitimately forgot the most EPIC thing of all of the stuff that is totally EPIC.

The winner of all winners, the creme de la creme.

And i guess this is "Humans that I love." entry TWO
So HtiL #2 is


Barack.
Obama.

Because his passion is incredible.
Because he knew war was wrong.
Because he knows what we have to do now.
Because, let's be honest, he's a G.
Because this country has been really shitty for the last eight years.
Because he will save this country.
Because he's about to be the President.

Hot damn.