Do U Have the Potential?

I finally understand the need for Dateline: 2 Catch a Predator.

B4 today, I always felt that the show was unethical, unnecessary, and if it had 2 b ranked on a moral scale from 1 to 10 (1 being 2Girls1Cup immoral, 10 being iGo2ChurchEvryDay moral), I would've given it a FKING DISGUSTING.

Nd after I just watched another YuTube clip of the show, I once again remember why I find evrything about the NBC television program despicable.

Howevr, after yet anothr interesting wknd, I have realized why there is a need for this kind of TV programming.

Nd here's why:

Cuz Predatorz are Evrywhere.

Nd they only seem to b increasing in numbers nd in magnitude.

Now i've witnessed/known/befrnded/gone of coffee dates with plenty of sleazy creepy "iWillBangThatChickWhethrSheWants2orNot" men in my life.

But somehow, bcuz of the generally respectable nature of my posse, I so often forget just how many SexualPredatorz r actually out there.

Nd I always find myself latr wondering how the fk do these guys actually bcum the SexPredz that they are?

- Did their parents always encourage them to get a blowsky no matter what?

- Were they raised in a home where it was ok to take their sister and fk her after dinner?

- Did they grow up believing that it was Jesus' mission 2 get men to act more creepy and animalistic?

- Are they part of an underground society that teaches them the wrld's most fked up/hilarious pick up lines in history?

Nd as I delve further into this potentially-terrifying problem of the spread of SexPredz, I wondr: Is there any hope? Is there any answer?

Will the only solution b to have an ethnic cleansing of all SexPredz evrywhere?

Nd if we did have a worldwide SexPredz annihilation, who wud make the cut?

Is evryone either a SexPred or not a SexPred?

What about my cousin Nathan? He's been in 2 great long-term relationships, but there was that 1 girl that he roofied last yr after that bad breakup... is he there4 a SexPreddy?
Could I even b a SexPredster?
Do we all have the potential 2 b that guy in the photo above?

I think it's time 4 all of us 2 go 2 therapy. Just in case.
Nd while ur thinkng ovr whethr u might secretly b the next 2CatchAPreddy victim, enjoy some slick sounds from one of the best DJ's/artists in existance at this moment: DIPLO.
He's a Philly-based DJ who is the genius behind a shit ton of the best rmxs out there,
plus started his own label, Mad Decent, who I thank evryday for the wonders of Bonde do Role, my 2yrAgo Brazilian ubsession (pre-CSS enfatuation). Enjoy Diplo.

Diplo - "Must Be A Devil"

Get Shawty nd Bitchy, in a Non-Threatning Way,
José

and u took it and u left the sauce up here.

los angeles is the bomb.

but sometimes, those east coast flashbacks just creep up on you like that homeless lady who follows me back to my dorm sometimes.
and thus, i bring up Daniel's Story. u know the exhibit im talking about. the one at the ntl holocaust museum in DC. where u walk thru this kid daniel's house, and then follow his life up to the concentration camp he's sent to. where kids always leave supr-offensive notes for daniel even tho he's a supposed holocaust victim... yeah, that one.

nd after discussing Daniel's Story with my frnd AJM (yes, the "cum home now" one), we began discussing how disgusted i am with greek life. it was really two separate conversations, but i've been trying for the last 24 hrs to find a connection between the two topics.

this has proven difficult, as

A. comparing frats&sororities to the holocaust is pretty high on the immoral list

and second of all, i'm pretty tired and can't think that well right now.

but there are some key similarities between the greek life experience and the holocaust experience that im gonna point out:

- PRESSURE TO BE SOMEONE UR NOT (acting all fake caddy & fratty; being jewish = punishable by death)

- HAZING (how my pledgee friend looked last night after leaving AEPi; how my ancestors looked after getting off the trains)

- OBJECTIFYING OF HUMANS (turning grls into solely sexual objects aka TKE making grls git drunk and joust while wearing skimpy gladiator outfits; depicting jews as fungal, making them wear yellow stars, packing them into trains like cattle)

Im trying to decide if it wud be appropriate for u to laugh in regards to what i just wrote.

I think if ur jewish, its legit to laugh. if ur not jewish and are involved in greek life, ur laughter could potentially be taken as extremely offensive.

Actually i think anyone is allowed to laugh about it...

Nd just to make all the frat&sorority bitches who read this blog happy, I wud also like to point out some key differences between greek life & the holocaust:

- The party scene is very different.

- The presence and consumption of alcohol is a little different as well.

- The food is better at frat/sorority houses (to my knowledge).

I'm sure there are maybe one or two more differences, but i'm not gonna waste my breath. nd i just realized im 5 min late to class. fml.

Beguile Iditarod Taxes Cardiovascular Hummus,

José

Gweirdos, CinNerds, Fukcohol

I'll start with a song that i'm gonna be kind enuff to share with u ungrateful smegma-teeming teenagers.  If u weren't yet aware, pretty much the only talent today comes from hogwartz aka the UK.  So this puta's name is Nadia Oh, and her hot pop electroslut song is called "Got Your Number".  Apparently it was featured on the tv show Gossip Cunt at some point (fk my life), but i'm gonna try to ignore that fact.  But this song is so SaraKeim / SiM (socialite in nowhereland) its almost unignorable.

Public service anouncmnt:

Please fk the reese's pnut butter cup that i just ate.

ALSO:

NEW POLL.

TAKE IT.

BE A PART OF THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS>>>> ANSWER THE POLL>>>

Other thghts: why is it that all of the sudden there are all these cinema nerds / gay weirdos aka CinNerds/Gweirdos that have seemed to sprout up like dandelions?

As my best friend SaKei once wrote on her blog: "You're tacky and I hate you."

And since when r white girls good looking again?  i thought that ended with claudia schiffer.  

srsly im almost positive that no white girls have ever been hot since claudia schiffer. 

now its all about mixed race, exotically tanned mamas.

but i got hold of this calendar photo from a sorority girls gone wild photospread (im not specifying what school or what sorority house) and i must say that the white girls seem to be rockin it in their soon-2-be wet white tees.

and this leads me to b-leve the fllwing:

ELITISM: its back and potentially sexier than ever.

final thought: AJM CUM HOME NOW.   othr final thght: humans that u usd 2 know make humans that u now know awkd out.

Big Idiotic Techno-Crap Hoes,

José