So Tell Me, Have U Seen Her?: A Meme Is Born

L.A. Nouveau presents a new Meme 2 add 2 its already enormous collection of hardly viral Memes.

Let me introduce u the Newest thang now.

Presenting: Have U seen this AZN???

There r a lot of AZN's (asians, 4 those of u who are still hipster-illiterate) in this lil country of ours.

Actually, they make up only about 5% of the USofA.

But they make up a shitload of areas like California, LosAngeles, nd IvyLeague schools.

Bcuz of their overwhelming presence in many places like L.A., an overbearing issue has arisen: how 2 tell them apart.

4 whatever reason, it can often b very hard 2 distinguish 1 AZN from the next.

But maybe if we focus more attention on distinguishing specific AZN ppl, it will bcum easier 2 tell em all apart.
Nd by telling them apart, we can better understand the things they do, what motivates them, what prompts their unknown azn actions, etc.

Nd thus, I bring u:

Have U seen this AZN???

2days AZN:

So... Have U seen this AZN???

She was last seen totally screwing up ppl's school projects by not being able 2 formulate her words correctly nd thus wasting all of the time the othr presenters had 2 speak during.

Shes also been known 2 refute other ppl's ideas by using big words that dont come out correctly bcuz of her lacking English skills.

Additionally, she recently travelled 2 HongKong where she felt generally more accepted in2 society bcuz of her AZNness nd her Westernized-meets-Chechnya sense of style.

In the future, she plans 2 remain generally subdued by AmericanSociety despite her high-level B.S./B.A. in economics/InternationalRelations.

She also enjoys eating Dumplings, nd other AZNnation food/drink-things/brightly-colored-nuclearly-radiated-rice-produced items.

So Have U seen this AZN??? Share where/when/what this AZN was doing when U saw it.

(Even if this isnt necessarily the AZN u saw, Im sure u've recently seen 1 like this, so please share ur sensitive story regardless)

Leave a comment. Share a tale.
Nd remember 2 email jose@LAnouveau.com if u come across a noteworthy AZN that ur wondering if ppl have seen recently.

Looking for more AZN bitches 2 blog about,
José ≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠

Great Nuze, FML Nuze

Got some exciting nuze 2 share:
Say goodbye to LAnouveau.blogspot.com
Say Hello!, or ¡Hola!, or Yo son!, to LAnouveau.blogspot.com

Yessr, the .blogspot is hitting the road.
Nd we're in full transition mode to be exclusively @ LAnouveau.com (but no worries, the .blogspot will always work as well/will redirect u in case ur dumb nd forget the better newer much easier much more googleable URL)

Nd there's othr exciting bullsht/changes cuming in the near future.
But i wanna keep u anticipatory, so that is secret info 4 now.

Now here's the bad nuze / FkMyLife nuze:
This "transition" is taking a little longer than i assumed it wud.
aka u'll notice that LAnouveau.com doesn't even work right now.
aka a shit ton of the links on this site back to this site don't work right now.
aka Google + GoDaddy + the Interweb r having a field day with my ass.

Here's what Blogger tells me:

So i would apologize 4 this bullsht inconvenience, nd i wuz actually about to, but then i realized: This isn't my fault. At all. Like, not even remotely.
In fact, this is actually my way to fking help u find L.A. nouveau more easily, enjoy L.A. nouveau even more, etc.
So instead of even thnkng of bitchng 2 me about this, thnk me for my glorious efforts.
Which u can do by emailing me at the NEW OFFISH LA NOUVEAU EMAIL.
jose@LAnouveau.com

Do it. Snd me somethng.
If there's somethng u wanna see on LA nouveau.
If there's somethng u need me to rant about 4 u.
If u have nuthng else in ur life 2 do but email random bloggers on the interweb.
aka go 4 it.

Now bcuz this post is so useless in comparison 2 evry othr amazing post on this blog, im throwing in some music cuz now i actually feel sorta bad. FML.
i hate when u guilt trip me like this.

Bcuz I'm still so excited for the CSS/NPSH concert on 12/11, here's a bangin' remix of the CSS song, "Move".

CSS - Move (Cut Copy Remix)

Baytch, Update, Ahora,
José