Welcome 2 Happiness, Welcome 2 The Welcome Wagon

I’d like 2 begin this very LargeInContent post 2day by discussing simple joys.
Those little things that make u happy.
Things that ultimately r probably not gonna revolutionize ur life, but still find a way 2 bring u some very necessary happiness.

In honor of 1 of my fave books of all time, Charles Schultz’s Happiness is a Warm Puppy, here’s what happiness is 2 me:

Happiness is palm trees.

Happiness is skyping with ur besties when ur away.

Happiness is eating at Popovich aftr having EVK for 3 straight days.
(aka Happiness is eating somewhere good after eating shitty food 4 too long)

Happiness is a free 1/8th of Kush just 4 being some1’s frnd.

Happiness is hipster flee markets.

Happiness is TheCheesecakeFctry.

Happiness is landing in Southrn Cali aftr being in the cold 4 too long.

Happiness is Barack Obama instead of George W. Bush.

Happiness is cheap hipster sunglasses.

Happiness is a BuyOneGetOneFree coupon at Souplantation.

Happiness is 79degrees nd sunshine.

Happiness is 30 Rock.

Happiness is cuddling on a bean bag.

Happiness is unlimited diet coke refills.

Happiness is a custom designed tshirt given 2 u by ur biff.

Happiness is the open road, fresh tunes, and an outdated/epic/ballin car.
(love/hate/miss u LeSabre)

Happiness is the beach 4 the day with ur fave broskis.

Nd besides evrything i've mentioned so far...
Happiness is discovering something on the Interweb that rocks ur wrld.

This happened 2 me recently, with a homemade video that I've spammed out 2 some besties in the last few days. It's literally the definition of Happiness.
Bcuz it's with WALL-E.

If u havent seen this FutureAlt EcoChic irresistible2notLove film, then get the fk off ur chair, go 2 some ClosingSoon! store (cuz there are plenty around right now), buy it 4 $12 or so, and get ready 2 fall in love.
If u've seen it, then u understand why Happiness is WALL-E.
Happiness is BrillzPixarFilms.

Nd happiness is the following vid that I'm sharing with u now:


If that didn't instantaneously put a smile on ur face, then u srsly r straight up mentally ill/void of any emotion/r the antiChrist/antiHRO.

If u r still smiling bcuz of how happy it made u, then u, my frnd, are 1 cool human.
So go you. Or, in othr wrds, 2 repeat what my frnd said 2 end our intense telePhonalConvo the othr day, "Yay."

Oh, nd one more thng:
Happiness is Finding Amazing Amazing Music b4 most ppl do.
Which just recently happened 2 me.
In the best way ever.

Let me introduce u 2 The Welcome Wagon.
Singers: Reverend Thomas Vito Aiuto and his wife Monique.
Producer nd Backing Vocals: Sufjan Stevens.

This is just asking 4 something musically incredible.
Nd trust me, it is.
It's folky, wintry, religious, plain, nd beautiful.
A dream scene from 'A Melodic IndieWinter,' a short film I hope 2 someday make using all the songs from their debut album, "Welcome to the Welcome Wagon".

Here's 2 tracks from the duo+Soof (click track name 2 dwnload):

The Welcome Wagon - American Legion


The Welcome Wagon - Sold! To the Nice Rich Man

Happiness is a Blog Made 4 Bitching,
José

Dear America

Dear America,

Oh my god.  Thank God.

So I don't even fully believe in God, but seriously, thank God.  And here's why:

- We will finally get out of Iraq

- We will finally begin to care about the environment

- We will finally start becoming energy independent

- We will finally see necessary temporary tax benefits

- We will finally all get healthcare

- We will finally work towards true equality

- We will finally have Barack Obama as President of the United States.

This

is

the

best

thing

that's

hap

pened

in my life time.

YES.

WE.

DID!

To think that it could've been possible that Sarah Palin would've been in the same position as Dick Cheney... or possibly the Dubzster himself...

And for anyone, I repeat, ANYONE, who is bitter about this election...

A. ur a dumbass for not realizing how wndrful Barack is and how much we can possible accomplish with him representing us

and secnd of all, u can "suck my twelve inch" as an EPiC youtube vid once told me.

and if ur one of those bitter "im crying cuz prop 8 got passed" ppl, then either stop wrrying about it cuz a democratic congress will do something about it, move to fking connecticut or massachusetts, or easiest of all, just chnge ur sexuality.  

i'm leaving u with some music...  if u dont know this song, ur gay.  as my best friend just told me in reference to this song, "I was a lesbian until i met you and heard this song, now i'm straight." - N.D.

enjoy JAGER YOGA by CSS ( yeah, the Music is My Hot Hot Sex band )

the lyrics go like this: oh my god, its so HOT.  oh my god, its so COLD.  oh my god i'm so messed up, i don't know which way to go.

if u personally dont think this song is epic, then ur not epic.

\\\that's all////

srsly.  its over.

go party cuz the wrst 8 yrs evr are over!

BOTCH BOTTLED BITCH,

José