Thnx4 Awkfests and Epic Fails

Whethr we like it or not, Thnxgivng is almost here.
The day when families all over get togethr, manage to argue over the consumption of food or lack of consumption of food, where evryone is either too drunk or far too sober, nd where evryone looks at ur seemingly hipster lifestyle in disgust nd confusion.
Nd coming back to somewhere different, aka going "home" aka to ur parents' house, is just mentally draining.
So wht the fk to do while u sit there in ur cold seemingly-different locale?
Here's what:
- Flee. Get the fk out of there as much as possible. (CLK this lnk, srsly, its worth it)

- Hop on whtevr public transportation happens to be accessible; take random subway trips

aka: take the Metro down to that warehouse-teeming area nd have a hipster rave with 2 othr hipster friends and 1 hipster laptop. (my personal recommendation 4 allymarcus.)

- Explor ur town and introduce urself to that hobo/sketchball dude who always hangs around ur town but uve always been too nervous to introduce urself too cuz u know he'll try to follow u home, but now none of that "ooh im scared" bullsht matters

- Meet me at Foxwoods. (The WONDER of it all!)

On this same idea of going back to ur roots, reminiscing about the good or not-so-good days of whenevr, remembering all the bullsht uve tried to leave behind, I'd like to now discuss the EPIC FAILS of UR PAST.

U know the one(s) i'm talkng about.

- It could be the guy who's leg u should've never graced at that party to begin with.

- It could be the frst and last time u evr had a house party at ur parent's house.

- It could be the two grls who promised they'd never tell ur secret about giving that freshman boy a blwjb.

- It could be the mom who lives next door who u'd always said u'd fk if u had the chance, and then u got the chance...

Nd bcuz I feel kinda bad for not blogging in the last many hours aka few days aka cuz i hav no fking inspiration or passion when im not in LA, I'm presenting u with some music that if ur not currently listening to, or at least know of, then ur completely fking braindead.
To the point that I wud recommend kissng that college education goodbye and start takng notes on the hipster wrld of LAnvo.

So here's a UK-tastic brat pack that is really going places right now... they're called Ladyhawke, and they are superbly legit.
Nd they have a bunch of good traxxx (u might know "Paris Is Burning").
But their best song in my opinion is def this next one im about to post...
It's called "Magic".
Nd it's epic.
Enjoy: Ladyhawke - Magic


Hppy Btchin & Thnx-gvin,
José