He's a monster. HARD.

You can go suck it.

ok now that we got that out of the way, it's time to set some things straight.

first and foremost, i don't hate u cuz you're fat, you're fat because i hate u.

secondly, last night... HARD Haunted Mansion at the Shrine.  If u weren't there, u clrly have nothing to live for, but u simultaneously and wisely saved $60.  My thoughts: it was good, not incredible, but good.  But it COULD HAV BEEN incredible, it had the potential, it rly did.

so here's what wuldve made HARD HAUNTED MANSION more incredible:

- If all my frnds were VIP

- If all my frnds had fake IDs

- If Justice played their own songs instead of just a DJ set

- If Cobrasnake wasnt it fcking Canada

- If the VIP section at the HARD stage didnt SUCKKKK

- If the freaky chik (alice glass) from Crystal Castles stabbed someone while performing

and most of all

- If I was on E.

I'll leave u fkrz with the fact that the football game started 23 min ago, nd now i haf to fkin walk there by myself.  

F to the M L.

And lastly, as a token of my appreciation for reading LA NOUVEAU, please enjoy some numerous samples of ecstasy tablets to the right...                                                     ----->>>>>>>>>>}}}}}]]-----]]]]++++>

Bitch I'll botch yo face,

José