U R what U EAT & H8

Disclaimer: THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL BLOG. I swear it's not. This is not a xanga or some bllsht blog where i vent about my personal life. that wud be corny as shit.

Now, HOP off my

NOB and let me proceed.

We're all culprits. We get bored. We need to waste time. We need to procrastinate. And thus, we peruse the fk out of the world of facebook photos.

my most recent epic peruse (aka this morning) led me to realize how much i hate ManFlrts. Yes, ManFlrts, aka those guys with a shit ton of fb (i will be abbreving facebook to fb from now on, so git the 'ell used to it) photos hugging and kissing a plethora of different grls.

Why this hatrid towards ManFlrts? Bcuz all i want in my life right now is STABILITY. and ManFlrts = CumPlete Lack of StaBility. and i cant understand how ManFlrts can get away with the shit that they pull when my own life is already so fking ERRATIC.

So after you've just read this, you could possibly still want to propose a question: "Why hate the unstable flirty action of ManFlrts when they're unstable actions have nothing to do with your desire for stability?"

Here's your answer:

Bcuz I am one.

Apparently, I am the culprit in my own erratic life. Now, for the rcrd, I dont really mean this. I just found it hilariously amusing to see all these fb pics amassed of myself performing completely ManFlrty actions aka the actions that i usually find fking gross and pathetic.

After further reviewing, however, I have realized that I cud use this as a genius mrkting tool. So here it is:

SND ME A PIC OF U + ME KSSNG/HUGGNG/TUCHNG/FKING EITHER REAL OR PHOTOSHOPPED (pref photoshopped cuz that would make u a fking BALLER if u took the time to photoshop a pic of u + me) ND I WILL POST IT ON THE BLOG, GIVE U 5% OF THE MONEY I MAKE FROM ADS FOR ONE MNTH, ND U WILL LOVE IT.

Now disperse.

Betch amongst the bitches,

José