U r my lov-r.
To all the Svetty grls out there, I love u.
To all the grls who are svetty and don’t know that ur a total Svetlana, no worries, u r a total Svetlana.
To evryone that doesn’t even know what a Svetlana is, stop being so ignorant.
Altho my bestfrnd SrhKmg said that i shouldnt explain what a Svetlana is to all y’all who don’t already know, I feel that it’s one of those things that u gotta understand in order to be an informed wrld citizen / reader of LAnvo.
So who is a Svetlana?
If u've never met anyone named Svetlana, then i'm truly sorry, cuz grls named Svet r usually wonderful people.
It's that BLONDE
It's that EASTRN EURO
It's that SLUTTY ACCNT
It's that SKNNY TALL MODEL BOD
It's that EUROTRSH AURA
It's SVETLANA.
Nd whether she's Miss Russia, hot bmbshll model, former gymnast, minimum wage worker at ur rich friends' country club, or ur apartment neighbor who u always see cuming home from a club at 3 am...
she's a SVETTY.
Nd she is the future of feminism.
So i'm looking for a Svet in my life right now.
Do u know any Svets/Svettys/Svetlana's?
(Again, their name doesn't have to actually be Svetlana, altho that wud be a huge plus)
By now i hope u understnd the lifestyle/the look/THAT GRRRRL that i'm talkin about/looking for.
If u know one, send me a pic of her.
Even if u Google Image a Svetlana-looking girl, even if u find one on ur facebook and r totally overcum by her Svetty-ness, SND THAT SHIT TO ME.
CLICK HERE 2 EMAIL ME.
or snd it as a Commnt below.
Get on it.
P.S. I am such a tease. I'm sry.
I know u want more M83. I know u do. I know ur craving to hear more of their fantastically killr songs like u crave a new car / boyfrnd / cellfone / tax rebate. Nd I promise, repeat, promise, I'll post it latr.
Time to grab lnch with N.D.
Be good, be bold, be bitch,
José
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