Just hear it. And hear it now.

After much careful analytical research, I have come to realize that homosexuality, or the idea of one person being attracted to another person of the same sex, is just not in right now. It's just not cool at this brief moment in time. It's all just SO on the way out.

To the point that even disses about gays aren't cool right now.

Example: only cumplete DoucheLuzrs (douchebags that are such losers that they don't even have friends to support their doucheyness) use the term "no homo". That shit has travelled the Oregon Trail and has definitely died of cholera. Even "that's so gay" is dwindling in its cool-factor.

So what to do now? This new information of how uncool the gay disses are becoming are sure to leave many feeling scared, insecure, and helpless, lacking any sense of how to make fun of that kid with greasy hair who you always used to yell "homo" to as he walked to his next class.

Fear not, Puritans.

To all the seventh grade bullies,

To all the name-calling coke addicts,

To all the insecure basketball players,

To all the children neglected by their million dollar moms and dads,

To all the bitter gun-clinging patriots,

To all of y'all,

I bring thee hope.

There is a new dis in town. And it is about to knock your nose off.

To think that we've wasted so much time nagging on the gays when there is a group out there far weirded, far less understood, yet far more ignored...

Hermaphrodites. or "Intersexed" as medical professionals are being asked to call it today.

It's not that uncommon, yet it is so ignored.

But think about it:

What makes that guy who acts kind of girly sometimes who you call "gay" actually gay?

Who knows what his true sexuality really is?

What you do know is that he's a male who acts rather female-y sometimes.

So instead of calling him the outdated uncool term "gay",

call him this:
HERMO.

Example: "Man, Carlos, those girly pants make you look super HERMO. LOLZ."

Or even, "Sheesh that movie was HERMO."

So, on an almost-ending note, Au revoir Homo, Bonjour HERMO.

Addtly, I have sum exciting newz to share in regards to the wrld of music.

A. My bst frnd SK aka SocialiteInNowhereland and I have cum togethr to create a new mp3 blog experience. nd its named aftr our fav up nd cuming socialite of thm all: Ally Marcus. so make sure u start cheking out AllyMarcus.blogspot.com cuz it'll b up and runnin and chock full of sexcellent music.

and SECOND OF ALL: Move the fk over Pandora. As much as I luv Pandora/last.fm radio, it sux that i cant actually listen to the specific song that i want to listen to. and what if i wanna play music at a party but dont necessarily have all the music that everyone wnts to hear?
NO FEAR NO MO'. I bring you: Just Hear It.
how it works: u type in the song u wanna hear, it finds it from places all over the internet, u click it and it plays. then u can make playlists, find more songs, etc.
its like iTunes over the internet, without having to actually have the music downloaded. can u say "FKING AWESOME"?
chek the mssk out of JustHearIt.com

Delightfully bitchin,

José