Don't Ask, Don't Ever Wanna Know.

I live in the most “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” life ever.
U ask me why?
I think the answer lies somewhere between the sexually active nerds that flock the hallways, the gays that engage in orgies with only women, the straights that have secret sleepovers with non-straights, the men that get pregnant often, and the newly-divorced mom that has started dating my 18 yr old friend.

Which is why i think i’ve cum to the point where i need to reanalyze what i’m into, what makes me vom, and evrythng in between.
In an effort to be an optimist for once, I spent class today brainstormng what in my life/in general life/in history turns me on.

Here r my turn ons that I came up with:

- Blnde ANGST. there’s sumthin about that grl, u know the one, who’s supr-colored supr-hilighted blnde hair + her personal animosity towards her current state of life that = fantastic.
- Ppl caring about the environment. Not only is eco-chic super in right now, but i cant deny how cool / EPIC / sexy it is when a bunch of ppl are togethr actively helping to bring about climate change.
- the Red Scare. it was dark, twisted, cruel, and super steamy. sumone needs to get on a Red Scare-themed porn immediately... “i know ill get ur commy secrets out of u” “ohh ull get more than that out of me” OR “ god all this mccarthyism is making me soo hot...” etc.
- Othr hipster blogs. But it’s a different kind of turn-on. It’s that “ohh u make me so angry / jealous / i cant believe u just took that idea / layout from me u cumfaced bitch,” but simultaneously “oh mannn it is terrifyingly brilliant / sexy how we clearly share the same thoughts / means of expression in our lives”
- Svetlanas. (see previous post).

And finally, my frnds, my signficnt othrs, my blog readers,
I give u sumthing I've promised for nearly a week.
I give u: M83.

Yee, it's finally here.
Nd just bcuz of the generally angsty nature of this blog, I give u a song that captures that perfectly. It's called "Teen Angst".
Nd now, for the frst time evr, u can dwnload the song from LAnvo. click the lnk.
M83 - Teen Angst
or listen to it:

Enjoy, señores.

Bytsh,
José