My teen angst bullshit has a body count. - Veronica
Srsly. Why the fk were the 80's so TWISTED, DARK HUMORED, FREEK FREEK'D THE FK OUT, and EPIC.?!?.
Honstly, altho I live for the hipster life, which has so much 80's callback / refrnce its not even remotely funny, I dont thnk i could EVRR survive in the tumultuous CHAOS of the eighties.
Wuld i have sunken into the teen fiend pop culture flashy fk madness?
Wuld i have been a cumplete nerd straight outta freaks nd geeks, livng and breathng all those eighties nerds classics?
Wuld i have worn leggings / sweats / headbandz / menz 80's fashion every day?
Wuld i jerk off to Wynona Rider evry day right after my angsty 9th period phyz edd class?
Wuld i sit at home gettng fat eating potato skins dipped in ranch dressing watching ABC after school specials about cocaine and dads living in downtown motels.
But speaking of coke, please join me now and watch the weirdest commercial I've evr seen in my life:
But speaking of coke, please join me now and watch the weirdest commercial I've evr seen in my life:
Yes, my frndz, thats not even a public service announcement, THAT WUZ A COMMERCIAL FOR A SELF-CLEANING TOILET. MRR TO THE MRR?!?!?
I'll leave u on that note.
More mañana.
Keep up the bitchin and the betchin,
José
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