Question: Do you have cancer? No? You don't? Then WHY ARE U WEARING THAT DUMBASS WHITE COTTON SNOWBRDING HAT ON THE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR HEAD?cuz ur a DoucheBrder. i don't know ur name or anything about u, but ur currently standing nesxt to me with your mini-sized skateboard wearing that dumbass white cotton snowbrding hat with ur mouth wide open looking like its ready to engulf a penis, and thus, i proclaim thee to be a DoucheBrder.
So i'm using this blog post to declare that my war on the homosexual community is over. I'm sending the troops home, the tanks will head on back, and I hope that me and the gays will be able to live completely independently but in relative peace. Cuz honestly, its not so good to be gay right now... mostly cuz
- Prop 8 got passed in Cali. aka gay marriage is a big NO. not happening, not cool, not legit, not gonna happen, not today, not tomorrow, not in the mood, not working out, not the social norm, not ghetto fly enuff, not appropriate, just NOT.
Also cuz..:
- I've been threatening to kill all of them for the last week. That's what happens when u dick me around (not literally... didnt mean it that way... shit gers... fml)
- Women are so in right now. (this link is to the vid beloww) Srsly, babes are back. There was a while where men had it goin', but women are very much in right now. On the billbrd chrts, in the tbloids, at the supermrkt.
- Black is the new gay. For the last few yrs, being gay was fab, fly, and funky. Now thanks to the best president elect in modern history, being black is SO hipster right now! which means being gay is SO not working... naturally.
WRNING... a friend is in need. and i will now attend to her. so i shall finish up this post later.
Bitch up your life,
José
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