Dear America

Dear America,

Oh my god.  Thank God.

So I don't even fully believe in God, but seriously, thank God.  And here's why:

- We will finally get out of Iraq

- We will finally begin to care about the environment

- We will finally start becoming energy independent

- We will finally see necessary temporary tax benefits

- We will finally all get healthcare

- We will finally work towards true equality

- We will finally have Barack Obama as President of the United States.

This

is

the

best

thing

that's

hap

pened

in my life time.

YES.

WE.

DID!

To think that it could've been possible that Sarah Palin would've been in the same position as Dick Cheney... or possibly the Dubzster himself...

And for anyone, I repeat, ANYONE, who is bitter about this election...

A. ur a dumbass for not realizing how wndrful Barack is and how much we can possible accomplish with him representing us

and secnd of all, u can "suck my twelve inch" as an EPiC youtube vid once told me.

and if ur one of those bitter "im crying cuz prop 8 got passed" ppl, then either stop wrrying about it cuz a democratic congress will do something about it, move to fking connecticut or massachusetts, or easiest of all, just chnge ur sexuality.  

i'm leaving u with some music...  if u dont know this song, ur gay.  as my best friend just told me in reference to this song, "I was a lesbian until i met you and heard this song, now i'm straight." - N.D.

enjoy JAGER YOGA by CSS ( yeah, the Music is My Hot Hot Sex band )

the lyrics go like this: oh my god, its so HOT.  oh my god, its so COLD.  oh my god i'm so messed up, i don't know which way to go.

if u personally dont think this song is epic, then ur not epic.

\\\that's all////

srsly.  its over.

go party cuz the wrst 8 yrs evr are over!

BOTCH BOTTLED BITCH,

José