one more rdculsly EPIC thing...

Dear you,

I'm retarded.

I legitimately forgot the most EPIC thing of all of the stuff that is totally EPIC.

The winner of all winners, the creme de la creme.

And i guess this is "Humans that I love." entry TWO

So HtiL #2 is

Barack.
Obama.

Because his passion is incredible.

Because he knew war was wrong.

Because he knows what we have to do now.

Because, let's be honest, he's a G.

Because this country has been really shitty for the last eight years.

Because he will save this country.

Because he's about to be the President.

Hot damn.

stuff that's EPIC.

so here we are again, round three in one day.  i'm becoming obsessed.

and here's who i blame:

- Sarah Keimig

- My Hipster fascination

- Diet Coke

- Running on 3 1/2 hrs of sleep

Now let's move on. 

Cuz this post is about the stuff that i currently define as EPIC.

So congratulations to the following:

Mark Hunter.akaCobrasnake

aka stillBestNightofmyLife

this kid -> aka mMethh.

cuz once again i have seemed to lose Me to Meth.  oh god damn, this happens far too often lately.

the environment.

clean energy.

sustainable energy.

with this i bid thee farewell, bcuz its wednesday, and although i have a midterm tmrw, herb prioritizes above all else. yarg.

Bitch betch botch,

José

humans that i love. entry one.

on my bedroom wall i have amassed a small collection of large photographs of people which i have titled "Humans that I love."  and while there are one or four additional humans that i sometimes love beyond just those plastered on my bedroom wall, the one's who are up pretty much encompass everyone in one way or another.  and thus i'm bringing the "Humans that I love." idea to the nouveau blog.

if you don't know who i'm starting in the first ever "Humans that I love." blog entry, then you're A. retarded or second of all an AltTool.

let me reacquaint U with:

Uffie.

She's bangin'

She's trashy and beautiful and sexy and !@#$%?

She has one incredible song, two good songs, a lot of shit, and one incredible something on the way...

She brought me on stage and we pretty much fucked.  And she was good.  Yes America & France, she was good.

And thus, Uffie marks this first "Humans that I love." blog entry.

Which will probz be abbrev'd soon to "HTIL." or even maybe "HtL." for hipster purposes of course.

Betch betch back,

José

AltBro. IndieBetch. ElectroSlut.

warning: i spent almost all of spanish class today wikipedia-ing the CIA and all of the ridiculously fucked up things it has done historically that our tax dollars go towards and that our government endorses...

additionally during this two hour period of awkwardness, i came to a grand conclusion of every single thing that i really want right now:

- sex

- sleep

- diet coke with lime

- weed

and although i didnt plan on this being an mp3 blog cuz i have hype machine for that, i'm posting the song that's humping my brainwaves right now.

it's Tobacco, the lead SynthBro from Black Moth Super Rainbow. and it's called "Hairy Candy"

and it's incredible. so shut up, tell everyone around you to shut up, and blast this shit and watch people trip out / make out with you.

in othr news, my discussion sxn is in forty five min. but i gotta sleep cuz i wnt 2 bed @ 5:45am. i fully blame my goddamn weird ass turbulent sexuality-hyperdrive.

bitch on,

josé